Why can't i buy a good LAND ROVER?

I live in a country that requires a tougher type of vehicle. I need the LAND ROVER that you sell in Australia or Africa. I live in TEXAS, i don't need some yuppy-fied, soccer mom, whimpy car like LAND ROVER you sell to these city people, weekend wanna be adventurers. I want to buy a real LAND ROVER. LAND ROVER was originally built to last, to go where no other truck could go, to be dependable not breaking down, and easy to work on. The LAND ROVERS i see here in TEXAS, look as yuppy-fied as an NFL lineman trying to figure skate. We the consumer deserve better, at least us true TEXANS.